STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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