it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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