That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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