Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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