so that wasnt chicken after all
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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