Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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