In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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