But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Girls should come with a carfax report
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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