just tell him i said nine months
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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