i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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