Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
what if I'm pregnant?
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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