At least make sure they are 18
Why
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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