Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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