You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
