Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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