Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
