Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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