drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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