plz talk dirty to me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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