So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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