she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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