O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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