It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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