Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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