I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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