Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I did not marry a roomba.
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