Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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