You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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