Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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