So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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