she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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