It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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