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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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