Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
