And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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