i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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