i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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