what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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