The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The adults are the big ones right?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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