okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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