after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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