Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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