The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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