he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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