i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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