Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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