Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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