What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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