Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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