Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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