i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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