The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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