her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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