at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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