And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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