can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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