we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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