Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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