you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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